12 symptoms of M.A.D. cow disease
1. you do body waves while waiting for the traffic man to turn green.
2. your taste in music changes from Atomic Kittens to Snoop Dogg.
3. you have too many skirts/blouses and too few tanks/cargos
4. you blame your pet dog/cat/hamster for chewing your sneakers that appear to be wearing off much more quickly than they should.
5. you do head and shoulder isolations while sitting at the com/mugging.
6. your mum complains you bounce too much and eat too little at the dining table.
7. you find that you're seeing yourself more often - in the rua/salt centre/pe studio mirrors
8. ..and in your room mirror to check if that banana split went anywhere near your waist.
9. you swear to withstand all of hell to lose 5 kilos, then decide to go macs at KAP with your (equally) M.A.D. frens cos they're just so wonderful, like a mcspicy-double meal.
10. you thank God for bio/chem/econs notes so you don't have to lug textbooks to practices for mugging.
11. it becomes your fantasy thrill to break into the rua, and your worst nightmare when you get caught by uncle chong.
12. you go around asking people, "are you MAD?" and expect them to reply "IMBAH M.A.D."
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i can't see my tagboard again, will reply all tags as soon as it decides to come back :0)
